Who I Am: Revealed!

By the time I've posted this many of you will have already learned of my secret. It's been all the rage on those Hollywood gossip blogs and I think it's time for me to come clean.

You see, the truth is, all these years I've been hiding my identity out of fear. Fear of rejection. Fear of approval. Fear of reprisal. And just plain fear of the unknown.

My life is driven by the machine of industry. The industry of stardom. An industry that negates the soul and packages human beings as mere skin flash.

But there comes a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

That is why today, my friends - my loyal Bacon Press readers - I must reveal who I am.

I am....


Kevin Bacon.

Whew! That feels so good!

That's all for now, but I'll keep you posted on how this madness all sorts itself out.

Until then, yours truly...

k.(b)