Hi-Five Back At Ya!

Oh, it's Friday. What the hell.

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:

1. Blair’s Boys
2. Harmonia’s Cuppa Tea
3. Vaguetarian Tea Room
4. Sugar and Lard
5. Bacon Press

Next, select five people to tag:
1. Sly Stone
2. Jack T. Chick
3. Thomas Pynchon
4. J.D. Salinger
5. John Hughes

What were you doing 10 years ago?

Working in a bookstore. Drinking lots of vodka.

What were you doing 1 year ago?

Checking out of detox and staying away from authors.

Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Dried mango
2. Tamari-roasted almonds
3. A can of sardines
4. Beef jerky
5. Hard-boiled eggs

Five songs that you know all the lyrics to:
(which one doesn't belong?)
1. I Am A Poor Pilgrim Of Sorrow – Traditional
2. Moonshiner – Roscoe Holcomb
3. Love Has Brought Me To Despair – Traditional
4. That's Not My Name – The Ting Tings
5. Been A Long Time Travelling – Almeda Riddle

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Crush things. Anything.
2. Lucrative investments in Eastern European leopard-print textiles and Asian plastic wrap markets.
3. Sit back, watch non-profit fundraisers grovel for money, pit one against the other, touch cold clammy fingertips together and laugh an eeevil laugh.
4. Complain some more.
5. Buy gun, buy land, buy flea-bitten dog, buy mobile home, act crazy.

Five bad habits:
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5. Procrastination.

Five things you like doing:
1. Road trips.
2. Vegging out with Bruce, watching a good Sci-Fi movie/show.
3. 9 O'Clock pie runs (in theory, as well as practice)
4. Cooking for large groups
5. This.

Five things you would never wear again:
1. Paisley (umm, hello?)
2. "Unique" body piercings
3. Pink bouffant wig with the nun costume
4. Split-toe "ninja" shoes
5. Bomber jacket (Soooo 90s!)

Five favorite toys:
1. Thumb-sucking Moncheechee doll
2. Transgender Ken Doll (with accessories)
3. Crying "My Lil' Pony" doll
4. MUNI bus Transformer (Decepticon)
5. Lawn darts.